Sunday, December 28, 2014

My Person of the Year is Mofolusade Sonaike

My Person of the Year is Mofolusade Sonaike

By Olabode Emmanuel Olawumi


2014 has been an amazing year for me, my team, my family and my friends. If you've been reading my articles lately, you'll notice I mention some names as often as I can. I hope I'm not beginning to bore you with it. It is just important that we appreciate those who make our life beautiful while we can and when they are still around to receive the accolades.

I've met interesting people this year. I've spent time with, worked with and built relationships with very amazing people. Without much ado, let me announce my 'Person of the Year', Mofolusade Sonaike.

Mofolusade Sonaike is my mentor. She is the CEO, Trezorlandia Limited, a company that packages and delivers gifts across the country. They also give advice on the best gifts to give to your loved ones, colleagues and clients for different occasions. She is often times referred to as Mumpreneur, which means - she is a mother and an entrepreneur. I wonder how she survives being a wonderful wife, a devoted mother, a business woman and the best gift to her family and friends.

What strikes me most about her is that she is always happy. Although she can cry her river when extreme situations arise, (dodges her slap) she is always on top of the matter. There was a time, I was forced to ask her if nothing ever bothers her. She blurted out 'shey I will now come and kill myself ni' (Will I kill myself?).  If only most of us could be that strong when situations arise and refuse to make a case out of nothing, hardly will we be close to driving ourselves crazy. There was a situation last year when she had issues with a contract with a very big company. She was given an ultimatum to refund them within one week. The said amount was running to millions of Naira. An average person will throw tantrums, transfer aggression on everyone around them. But no, she's not that kind of person. She takes it slowly, steadily, calmly and trusts in God. During this period, we were going to Victoria Island to deliver a gift and I was carrying the cake. It was cream cake, you know how delicate this kind of cake is. Guess what happened? I dozed off, carrying the cake and it fell right before me - destroyed. We were heading towards third mainland brigade when this happened. I was scared to death and was deeply dejected. She was disappointed but she wasn't mad. I expected her to give me her piece of mind but she didn't. Although behind delivery schedule, she turned back, went to get another cake and continued with her delivery. She never talked about it afterwards.  The most interesting thing is that she goes about her normal activities as if nothing happened. Surprisingly, things worked out for her with the company and the issue was resolved.


Mofolusade Sonaike is a woman that teaches you to fish rather than give you fish. She is the first to inform me about events, shows, competitions, meetings, conferences and organsiations, I should be part of. Through her, I've met people who have become my biggest clients.

While I was growing up, I used to say no one would ever understand me. Well, looks like I now have someone who does. Mofolusade Sonaike understands who Olabode Emmanuel is. She doesn't ask me questions I'm not ready to answer. She doesn't nag like the average African woman. She listens to me when she has the opportunity to. She gives me advise when I need them the most. She gives me the right platform to express my talents. God bless this woman for me.

There's still something you need to know. She's the most beautiful woman I know who's so talented, ambitious, lively, hospitable and a mother of two.

May your dreams come true boss.

Happy new year to you all.

Coke...Coffee...Dodo


Thursday, December 4, 2014

A Sincere Prayer to God



Dear Lord,

I am tired and alone.

I feel the world crumbling before me.

I can no longer run this race without you.

I am deeply sorry that I have misbehaved.

Please take me back.

I invite you back on board.

Come and take the wheel.

I make a re-commitment.

I make a renewal of vow.

I make a convenant of purity.

The next time I will have sex will be with my wife

I will only kiss the woman I love.

I will stop drinking and smoking.

I will never do anything anymore that will harm this temple of God that is me.

I want to be happy, rich, famous and successful.

I want to be a blessing to people, and to this world.

I want to make an impact.

And all these, I cannot do without you.

I want you to be with me at every step.

You've been my biggest inspiration.

I don't want to ever shut you out of my life anymore.

I need you to lead me and guide me and teach me your way.

I want to die and make heaven.

I don't ever want to struggle anymore.

And I want my life to serve as a testimony to others.





Give me the grace to keep my own end of the deal.

All these I ask through Jesus Christ, my Lord and saviour.

I love you God.

Thanks because you  now have control of my life once again.

Monday, December 1, 2014

POEM: Uncle Jona n bo - When Goodluck Jonathan Visits Your School...



YEPA! Uncle Jona n bo!
YEPA! Uncle Jona n bo!
Exclaims! Uncle Jonathan is coming
(Naked children are seen dancing in a circle, clapping and jumping to the rhythm they create)
YEPA!
Uncle Jona n bo!
YEPA!
Uncle Jona n bo!

When the President is coming to your school
For a meeting or is it a visit?
With the council-of-Obas of South West
Maybe to receieve an award
Or to gather support for his 2015 re-election
Everything has to stop!
Yes!
There will be security presence everywhere
OAU security, civil defence, police… And maybe the military!
You’ll see heavy armed men, who might not have been paid their salaries look sternly at you
They’ll force you to think, you have full knowledge of where Boko Haram is holding our long lost Chibok girls
YEPA!
Uncle Jona n bo!
When the President is coming to town
There must be heavy gridlock
His electorates would be forced to stay on the road longer than they expected
Students writing exams would be forced to trek from campus gate to school because public buses have been barred from plying that route
Because the President is coming to the State of Osun
You must go deaf from the blaring sounds of sirens
The Baale of Moro, Ipetumodu will break traffic rules
YEPA!
Uncle Jona n bo!
Our economy is crashing
Our girls are still missing
Our brothers and sisters in the North are dying
Boko Haram is striking
YEPA!
Uncle Jona n bo!

Till I Find Someone Else...


Did you tell me to wait for you?

I can't even remember what you said anymore

You seem to be saying something

But your voice is distant

I'm trying to stay away, yet my heart is tied down

Did I hear you say you love me?

Did I hear you say you don't want to lose me?

Did I hear you say you don't want me to go?

You really want to have me and don't want me to have you

How does that work?

'It's complicated', you blurted out

I say I don't wanna fight anymore

I no longer want to always crave for your attention

I'm just done...am I done trying?

Err...

What this thing called love does to us

It makes the strongest warrior weak

It makes the most sane person lose his mind

I'm just gonna stay here

Keep loving you...till I can no more

...Till I find someone

else who'll love me the way I love her

Confused

So I'm here thinking about you...

Should I tarry longer?

Or should I just take a bow?

It's been months of waiting...

Months of anticipation

What am I waiting for?

Who am I waiting for?

I ask myself 'Is this worth it?'

Isn't this me again chasing another shadow?

Why can't I just leave this behind me?

How easy could that be?

If it was a fling, it would have been fine

Life becomes hard when you begin to wonder if you really mean anything to some people

You so much want to be with someone who is happy with someone else

And you begin to wonder, why can't I just pay attention to other things

You wait at your phone, hoping she would call

You quickly read your new message, thinking she might be the sender

But no, she's far away...in a distant world

Maybe we are not meant to be

Maybe our worlds are miles apart

For months she's been away

And her absence has killed me slowly

Then faster when it dawned on me that I'm living in a fool's paradise waiting for her

That's the irony of life

Someone you love is in love with someone else

Someone else is crazy about you but you can't just let it be

I try to look elsewhere to find someone else but no other person makes me feel the way you make me feel

No one challenges me the way you do

Yes I love chasing you

I love the hunter experience I have when I know you are hidden somewhere and I have to find you

I enjoy reminding myself that you are multi-talented, independent, sanguine, beautiful and ambitious

I am proud of you as my friend

But when it dawns on me that there is nothing more, tears run down my cheeks slowly

I want something more between us

Something intimate and exclusive

Something that makes me feel I have someone, somewhere who thinks about me and feels the same way I feel about her

I want to hold you, look into your eyes and kiss you under the rain

I want to caress your body, grab your butts, suck your nipples and abdomen gently

I want to put those two fingers of mine into your supreme zone and hear you moan

I want you to grab me hard by my neck, your legs wrapped around my body, our bodies pressed into each other, my fellatio inserting softly into you as you cry my name with passion


Oh. What am I saying?

I got distracted I guess

What man wouldn't want to have a body like yours lying in his bed?

The truth is, I want to be your best friend, I want to be your lover.

Tell me NO and I will leave you forever...tell me otherwise and prove to me that you want me to stay

Don't be indecisive 'cos it's making me lose my mind